LaserShip sucks and so does your mom.

LaserShip? More like LazyShit. I seriously cannot name a company more god awful than LaserShip. LaserShip licks a moose's scrotum. 

Amazon users will know what I'm talking about if they've ever ordered something and been unfortunate enough to have it handled by LaserShit. Every single time, you'll have the following problems with this shitty company:

• They'll report the package as delivered, even though it was not actually delivered.
• They'll "attempt" to deliver the package, without knocking on the door, which will result in failure and they will have to "try again soon".
• They'll just flat out not deliver it all together, causing it to be delayed by like a week.

Seriously. I have never had a package arrive on time when it was being handled by LaserShip. I have never had a package arrive smoothly without having to waste hours of  my extremely valuable time calling morons from India who barely speak english who don't know what the fuck to do. Why does my package take like 3 weeks to arrive to me? Why can my package never arrive on time when its with LaserShip? Why does Amazon continuously force this horrendous, incompetent shipping company upon us? It's like a joke you play on your friend, but gone a little too far.

I literally cannot even write any jokes here. This company is so incompetent and horrid, it's practically a joke on it's own. What a smelly, rancid turd. Why do people stand for this?

Hey, maybe they take so long with your package because they handle it extremely delicately and with care. Maybe they want absolutely no chance whatsoever of your package arriving broken, 



...Whoops! Nevermind. Fuck you LaserShip.