Firefox Sucks

I fuckin hate Firefox. Why does everyone go crazy about god damn Mozilla Firefox? Its a slow, buggy ass pile of shit, and its literally worse then Internet Explorer. God damn it idiots, stop talking about Firefox, stop using it, stop saying how better it is then Internet Explorer because its not, its shit. Go away.

Wow! You just ate a sub from Quiznos, why should I give a shit?

I fuckin hate it when I go on the internet, see a blog, and then see stupid posts like, "Mmm, heres my Quiznos sub, looks yummy right?" Why do you think I give a fucking shit? I also really fucking hate it when I see bloggers abusing their fame powers by having a god damn "amazon wishlist" followed by 639 pictures of themselves on the fuckin blog. Holy shit, is this an art gallery or a god damn blog? Cool it idiots.

I'm not a racist but...

Every single fuckin time I hear the phrase "I'm not a racist but..." I point my fuckin laser gun at them to shut them up, as its usually followed by an extremely racist sentence like, "I'm not a racist but I fucking hate spics and niggers." Why do you fuckin idiots try to hide behind this sentence like its a shield? If you say something racist, your a fuckin racist. Thats how it works whether you want to accept it or not. Fuck off you idiots.

Jackass is for Jackasses.

Jackass is for Jackasses. This show sucks so hard! First off I'd like to ask - Why is this on MTV? No really what does this have to do with fuckin music? My dumbass friend called me a couple days ago and said, "Hey bro have you seen Jackass?". I go over to his house and kick him in his damn nuts with my metal robot leg for asking such a stupid question. Yes of course I've seen Jackass.  It's such a shitty show!

This show makes millions every year for what? Some idiot fuckin starts swimmin in gasoline and then lights a match and runs around in public on fire? Who the fuck cares? This show has the correct name at least; anyone who likes it is a fuckin Jackass! Fuck Jackass.

Another shitty film review: Bringing Down the House!

WARNING!! SHITTY MOVIE REVIEW BELOW!!

If you've been unfortunate enough to see "Bringing Down the House" I feel bad for you guys! This film sucked so bad it has the correct name at least! It literally did make me want to bring down the house of whoever made this monstrosity of a film! 

I looked it up and apparently this film is a Comedy... COMEDY? How this can classify for a comedy is just sickening! 

This films jokes are so stupid it literally makes you want to puke. I mean, come the hell on. All the characters are obnoxious, the situations are extremely stupid and highly unbelievable, and worst off, I watched 45 fuckin minutes of the film and still didnt know who the hell the main characters were! What a monstrosity of a film. I mean I will admit it did have its moments where I chuckled,  but that's it. It was also filled with Racist jokes, stupid jokes, and more. What a pile of fuckmeat! Don't watch this film unless you want to hang yourself. Somebody from American Idol could write a better film! Fuck this shit.

Rating: 1 / 10 !!!