Wow! You just ate a sub from Quiznos, why should I give a shit?

I fuckin hate it when I go on the internet, see a blog, and then see stupid posts like, "Mmm, heres my Quiznos sub, looks yummy right?" Why do you think I give a fucking shit? I also really fucking hate it when I see bloggers abusing their fame powers by having a god damn "amazon wishlist" followed by 639 pictures of themselves on the fuckin blog. Holy shit, is this an art gallery or a god damn blog? Cool it idiots.