Here are 15 things that really piss me off:
1. Hipsters
I hate these pricks. They think they're really cool and constantly need to wear clothes and glasses that make you look like a jackass. Seriously, if you're a hipster, stay the hell away from me.
2. Anti-Religious/Anti-Atheists/Anti-Theists/Anti-Whatthefuckever
I really hate these morons. They are joyless saps who can't get their heads out of their asses. Someone worships Jesus? I don't give a shit. Somebody thinks a God is improbable? Nobody gives a shit. I'm sick of seeing this shit everywhere I go. Stop caring about what other people believe in.
3. People who bitch about their lives on the bus.
Lets face it - we've all had to take the bus at least once to work, whether it be because our cars broke down, or because we're so fucking poor that we can't afford one, or maybe we're just too damn lazy to walk or drive. I rarely do this, yet despite how seldom I use the bus, it seems every time I'm on one I hear about someone bitching and moaning about how AWFULLLL their lives are. And unless you're deaf or jump out of the bus window, you're forced to listen to this crap. News flash: Nobody gives a shit. But they still feel the need to talk!
4. Idiots who think they can actually go faster than a car on a bike.
They think they can ride a bike faster than a car, so they ride it in the middle of a traffic lane. It should be legal to run over assholes like this.
5. Fandoms.
I hate idiots in fandoms. They're everywhere, too. Every website you use is infested with morons debating whether Hon shot first or if Harry Potter is actually the evil guy. Who cares? Shut up.
6. Girl Scouts who knock on your door to sell cookies.
Thankfully this seems to have stopped in recent years, but there is nothing more that pissed me off than a Girl Scout knocking on my door begging that I buy their cookies. The worst part, if you say no, they try to puppy eye you and act all sad and tell you that they get a "badge" if they sell enough (how is that supposed to help you in life, again?).
7. Junk mail
I don't give a shit if I won an all expenses paid tour to Switzerland (is that even a real country?). Stop sending me this crap.
8. PETA
Nobody cares if someone ate KFC or played Super Mario 3D Land, PETA. Get that through your minds. Unless your dad is a pig, shut the hell up.
9. Public Nudity
Unless you're a 10/10 woman less than 35 years of age, don't get naked in public. Nobody wants to see your wrinkly, flaccid dick.
10. Idiots who wear parkas and hoodies when its 45 degrees (or 5 Celsius for you British fucks)
For christs sake, where are you from? The tropical rainforest in Brazil? Unless you're from the middle of the Equator or something, don't bother. You just look like a jackass.
11. People who spray/write their names on bathroom stalls.
I don't give a shit if Mike was here or if Bill graduated in 1994. It doesn't need an announcement, idiots.
12. Nintendo
Only Nintendo could milk the same shitty games for the past 10+ years and have their fandom gobble it up like the idiots they are. It's been ten years since a new Mario Kart game and people STILL freak out about the new "DLC" which adds REAL LIFE cars or whatever. Big whoop.
13. Country Music
Could country music get anymore grating? The lyrics are always something like the local farm having lost a total of $1 in income or how it's raining outside. We get it! Rain falls from the sky! We don't care! Shut up!
14. People who declare every blinking light in the sky to be the movie Independence Day
My God, people go way too far with "UFO SIGHTINGSSS" BS. We really don't care, and I mean we REALLY don't care if you saw some weird light in the sky and think that it's Independence Day. This really pisses me off!
15. Dead Webpages
I hate it when someone gives me a dead link, or a page that says "Forbidden". Come on. Do people not check their links anymore?
There's a lot more stuff I hate, but this is what really gets me going.
