Turn off your god damn cell phones if your in a movie theater!

When they ask you at the beginning to shut off your fucking cell phones, they're doing it so you wont annoy the fuck out of everyone in the theater. I was at the movies today and I was trying to watch a fuckin film and this ass cheeto's phone rang and he fuckin talked during the god damn movie! Literally missed 20 minutes of dialogue and later in the film had no idea what the fuck was going on! So later that week I had to go in the fuckin theater and watch the damn film again because I missed half of the fuckin film because of this asshole! Its bad enough I have to go watch a fuckin movie in the theater but you arent even going to let me watch the fucking film I PAID MONEY FOR?! Fuck off! I think the fuckin death peanlty should be applied to anyone who doesnt shut off their fuckin phones and instead bitch slaps everyone tryin to watch the damn film by talking for the literal duration of the fuckin film! 

Head over Heels sucks!

Warning!! Bad movie review!!

If anyone has had the misfortune of watching, "Head over Heels", I feel really, really fuckin bad for you!  This film is fuckin garbage! Bad writing, bad acting, bad fuckin everything!

Did the writer take his fucking shit from some paper he wrote in middle school? Whoever wrote this shitty film should literally be decapitated so no paper will ever have to suffer his awful writing ever again!! The characters are so cliche and stupid.  So basically this film has a cliche opening; she sees some neighbor in the window and has a crush on him.... So fucking cliche. Anyways, basically she likes him, she likes her, blah blah blah but he doesn't know she likes him and likewise she doesn't know he likes her. Of course its really not what it seems, and... holy shit I mean thinking about it and writing it is literally putting me to sleep. Just do yourself a favor and dont watch this shitty film. Its not funny, its stupid, and I could shit a better script.

Rating: 0 / 10 !!! Fuck off!!!!