Suicide Squad is shit.

I haven't done a movie review in like 12 years, so here you go, assholes.

Holy shit this film is bad. Laughably bad. Like, worse than Batman vs. Superman bad. I'm not kidding.

I remember this being REAL big a year ago, everyone and their fucking dog was dressing up as Harley Quinn on Halloween. I never watched it until last night, because I'm a real man who doesn't have time for this shit.

Whoops, that was a mistake.

The plot of the movie? Well.. there barely IS a plot to start with. It's just some generic shitty shit bullshit, "oh, some superhero died and now you assholes have to kill all these generic freaks and detonate this generic bomb  and kill this EVUL VILLAIN and..." Fuck, it's putting me to sleep just thinking about it.

Enchantress was a shitty villian. I couldn't even pick out any of her cringiest quotes because I don't remember a damn word that came out of her mouth. Her character couldn't be anymore shallow. "GRR, i'm a superhuman, GRR, I HATE HUMANITY, MUST DESTROY WORLD!" Really? How many times has there been a villain that wants to end the world? Was this originally the plot to a Cartoon Network show? Their motivations are laughable too. 

The special effects were terrible. Most people (even negative reviews I've read) seem to praise the special effects. Why? They aren't good at all. They're "meh" at best.

The action scenes, once again are real shit dick. They all suck, seriously, every action scene in this movie was unappealing, predictable, and wasn't even thrilling. It wasn't even COOL to look at them. The Chicken Fights from Family Guy have better action than this shit. And don't even get me STARTED on the jokes.

Rating: 1 / 10. What a piece of shit. This movie has the right name though, I think I'll join the Suicide Squad by jumping off a building, because we live in a world where this kind of shit can exist.

Well, at least we get to see Deadpool's ass. Oh yeah, baby.