Philly Cheesesteaks suck.

I went to Philadelphia last year in July to get away from the searing heat here in Arizona (hint, it didn't work.) Have any of you ever had a Philly Cheesesteak? I don't get what the big deal is - it's a shitty sandwich that is heavily overrated. No, actually, I get that you idiots want to be smug, and be "cool" eating a Philly Cheesesteak sandwich, but these damn things taste like the inside of a dick.

So yeah, I've eaten a lot of these in my life, and they all sucked. All of them. I don't get what all the hype is about. Whenever I eat one of these and tell people my opinion, they always say I got a bad sandwich. Alright, fair enough. I eat another one and this time I'm told I got a sandwich from a bad place. It wasn't so much as a bad place as much as I hated philly cheesesteaks but whatever, so I tried another damn place, guess what, didn't like it. This time, I'm told I ordered it wrong. It's a fucking sandwich. How do you order a sandwich wrong? I'm not sure if you think I'm some mentally retarded fool here but I didn't order the damn thing wrong, I didn't order it from a bad place, I didn't get a bad sandwich. Well, actually, yes I did because this sandwich tastes fucking terrible.

Fuck Philly Cheesesteaks.