Fuck Reddit

If there is one site I hate, it's reddit. I fucking hate reddit. You may ask, how the hell is it possible to hate reddit? It's simple; all the people there are complete idiots and the subreddits suck ass.

For those of you who hasn't been on the internet before (and thank you for choosing our website as your first); reddit is basically a shitty Digg rip off, but imagine if Digg digged up a piece of dog shit, shoved a bunch of 14 year old acne-ridden virgins into that piece of dog shit, buried it again, and gave them internet access. The result? Reddit.com. When the site began, reddit had interesting things about it (believe it or not), and had actual people linking to actual interesting articles; now it's just idiots linking to their own blog or doing some other garbage. I've highlighted crappy, uninteresting things in red, and interesting stuff in green.

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Notice how there is no green? That's because all of this is crappy and uninteresting. For instance, if you post about how your neighbor took a photo of your dog and it turned out adorable, then you'll get on the front page of reddit. What a crock of shit. That's not what I want to see. How about something other then dogs? Hmm, well we also have a creationist asking what evolution is, without insulting his intelligence. I won't insult you because you're a creationist; I'll insult your intelligence because you could have done a quick google search in a few seconds to find out what evolution was. And wow, 3,863,484 bricks were used in a movie. How interesting! What's next, "TIL that there are exactly 57 traffic cones in The Silence of the Lambs"? Nobody cares you imbeciles. I would use Digg but Digg is pretty much MySpace, AKA, nobody gives a shit. There's also a shitty site called "Wowbored". It's basically a shitty reddit clone with, once again, no interesting topics. It really does make me say "Wow! I really am bored." I won't link to the site assholes; just go google the damn thing if you want to see it. Hell, even people from reddit thinks their own site sucks. If they didn't, why is there a subreddit called redditsucks, assholes?

I think I made my point here. Fuck Reddit.