Overusage of Stupid Emoticons

I fucking hate it when I go on Skype and my friend is like "UHH XD HEY MAN  WHATS UP??? :D :D :D YEAH MAN    XD !!!!". Why does Skype or any other instant messenger software have these stupid fucking emoticons? I've been using Skype since 0.97 BETA to talk to my friends, but holy shit I think I am going to stop using it soon if these fucking emotes stay. For the record, I don't actually mind emotes like :) or :(. But what the shit is with the unnecessary emoticons like "^_^"? What the fuck does that even mean? It's supposed to mean "happiness"? Well that's what :) is for you fucking weeaboos. Oh and if that shit wasn't bad enough, some people even extend this shitty emoticon to (=^_^=). And then to make it even worse, the truth assholes are the ones who extend it to d(= ^_^ =)b... it's like, what the fuck ever happened to simply typing ":)"? 

What ESPECIALLY pisses me off though, is when people feel the need to use those stupid Japanese asciis in every fucking language they speak. So far I've had to unfriend 3 facebook friends because they say stupid shit and throw in unnecessary emotes. This is a comment from my (former) facebook friend, and I am being absolutely serious, this is a direct copy paste;

"WTF??? cant find fuckin metal gear solid 5 ground zeros on ps3 anywhere (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) swear im gonna shoot up the playstation like an action movie ““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’““ if i dont find my shiht soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  fuckin A >:( ಠ_ಠ"

Yeah buddy, you think thats enough fucking emoticons? Seriously, do you people jizz every single time you use a god damn japanese copypaste from Google.com? You people are fucking pathetic. 

I seriously don't mind it when people use shit like :) but using absolutely unnecessary emotes like "““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’““" is just fucking stupid, makes you look like a complete asshole, retard, and quite honestly these emotes should be fucking censored on any forum and website so they can burn in hell.

Fuck long ass emoticons and fuck the Skype emoticons.