Wireless Internet? What the hell is that?

So there's apparently this new bullshit invention called "Wireless Internet". That's just what we need - more fucking idiots running around the god damn Internet. I've always connected since 1995 through a shitty 56K modem, and I still do to this day. Now we have this Wireless internet garbage? Great. What if people steal my god damn net? I don't want somebody fuckin looking up "dog porn" on my god damn internet. This is shit. Fuck wireless internet.