Warning! Yet another shitty film review below!
If you're planning on watching "The Pacifier" this weekend - don't. Simple as that, fucking don't. It's not funny, it's not cool, it's fucking retarded.
Now the plot is, this "military" dude gets a new assignment to protect 5 kids from enemies of their dead father. At first you might think "FUCK YEAH! This is the perfect film! Explosions, exploding heads, gunshots, polar bear fights, war airplanes, bombs, helicopters, kids heads being blown off, deaths, WOOO!" Well, that is where I made the unfortunate mistake of watching this shitty movie. This movie was dreadful, terrible, and unrealistic. First of all, who the fuck has a secret lab under their god damn garage? Second of all, who the fuck hires a Navy Seal to watch their children? That would be like me calling in the Military because someone at my class fuckin sneezed. To top it off, the film's editing is horrific. I mean it's shitty, and the movie is also extremely cliche. I really want to rant more on this movie, but the fucking thing is putting me to sleep. It's so boring that you'd rather become a Navy seal and blast your fucking head off, then watch this horrific excuse for a "film". This is probably one of the worst movies I've seen. What a piece of fucking shit.
Rating: 0 / 10. Don't fucking watch if you value your brain cells.
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