Stop saying these words.

For the love of christ, please stop saying these words.

"Amazeballs!"

I don't even understand what this means. Amazeballs? Is it just really funny to combine a word, and add balls to the end of it? How about COOLBALLS! or DINGLEBALLS! Yeah, no.

"SEE WHAT I DID THERE?"

No, oh holy master, I was too idiotic to realize the incredibly clever thing you have just done or said. Thank you for pointing out what had gone over my stupid head, and clearly it must have been a quick and smart one, due to the fact you had to point out the clever pun/thing you just did, officially proving to me and to everyone that you are far more clever than I ever will be. 

"Totes!"

Really. "Totes"? A tote is a fucking bag, not a word! Come the hell on. Totally isn't even that long of a word, so the only real reason to use it would be to express how retarded you sound to all your friends.

"Cray-cray"

Die.

NTTAWWT (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

This is from an episode of a TV show that aired in 1993. This stopped being funny in 94, let alone in two thousand and fucking sixteen. Besides, using this sentence doesn't even make sense without a proper context, assholes. Stop saying this.

Hmm, I think that's all. There's also "awesome sauce", "ROFL", "WTF", and "assaholics".