It's fucking hot.

It's March 29th, 2014. It's fucking hot. It's so fucking hot in Phoenix that even the damn hawks are sweating ballsacks. It's so hot my dog developed sweat glands. It's so hot that I was using my old Windows XP machine and this error came up:

It was 103 today where I live, and I had to be outside in the Sun all day. It would be perfect if it rained today, but of course it didn't. It just stayed sunny all day, and all night. And of course I was outside all day so that's just great. Why is it so hot here? Why is it that anywhere else you go, its only like 80, but here it gets to 120? Is there a special reason? Does the Sun and Earth just say, "Yeah, yeah, everything will be Tolerable... WHOA! WAIT! See that one spot over there? See Phoenix, AZ? Yeah, make that around 120, and we have a working relationship!" For fucks sake.

Fuck the Heat and Fuck the Cold, fuck it all, now that Summer's coming up it will be like this 24/7. Fuck off.