Warning! Another shitty movie review!
Whats up retards. This time, we're going to review a more recent film released in 2003, The Matrix: Reloaded. This film sucked so hard that it literally makes me wish life was The Matrix and that this film doesn't exist, and that it's all a computer simulation.
This film is a fucking train wreck. First off, it beats the whole audience over the head with god damn tired ass philosophical ramblings over, and over, and over in some shitty attempt to get the idea across. We fucking get it, you idiots. This makes me want to blow my damn brains out. The only COOL thing about this fucking movie is the special effects, but even with that being said, The Matrix had better special effects.
The dialogue in this film fucking sucks. First off, anytime anyone asks a question like, "What do I need to do", we're given a shitty response, "you know what you need to do!" What the fuck? No, we really don't. Stop asking these fucking questions you dipfucks.
I mean this film is literally so shitty, Big Rigs Over the Road Racing beats the fuck out of it. It's so god damn boring. Not to mention everyone in the movie theater was screaming. It's worse then Poltergeist 3. This film shouldn't be called, The Matrix Reloaded, because not only is Reloaded the most overused and most cliche word you can put in the title in any fucking film, but it's shitty, so it should be called, "The Poor Man's Version Of The Matrix".
Rating: 0 / 10. Don't watch.
Rating: 0 / 10. Don't watch.
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