Commercials suck!

I fuckin hate stupid commercials. Not only do they interrupt my fuckin shows, but these damn things are always mecha-retarded. Who the hell funds these stupid things? Every commercial I've seen has one or more of the following:

• Some idiot who doesnt know what the fuck hes even talking about. 
• Some idiot who doesnt even know what the fuckin product hes selling is.
• Some fuckin smartass who thinks he knows everything on the planet...

Mix that together and throw in a block of shit bake for 45 hours and viola you get yourself a typical commercial these days! Why are they so fuckin terrible these days?! Fuck commercials!!